Dear Dan,

You dirty rotten rat bastard.  You call yourself an advisor?  

Because of you I lost my girlfriend, sweetheart and lover – and was hopefully a future wife.  But you took care of that.  My fault for listening to your advice.  If you will recall, my girl’s boss kept making crude sexual suggestions to her – like sticking his tongue out and wiggling it back and forth – with some kind of deviant face.  She didn’t want to go to his superior for fear of losing her job.  You advised me to confront the SOB and threaten to rip his tongue out and stick it up his ass if he even looks at her sideways.  

So I did just that.  

My girl got fired anyway, blamed me and moved across the country – she said don’t try to call or find her – she’s done with me. 

Pissed at you.